The Bland Bunny
A quick post about the bunny, who I named Greg.
Greg would have benefited mightily from Chloe Sevigny's ministrations. For all the time, money, and effort I put into making him tasty, he could've come through a little more. I mean, he didn't get a bath in any old milk. Nope, uh-uh, no way. BK gave him Straus Organic Whole Milk, cream top. For two days. Then a nice, slow bath in homemade chicken broth with carrot and onion.
Even Kitty turned his nose up.
Hockeyman liked Greg. He says I'm being too hard on the little critter.
For $24, Greg should've been AMAZING.
Bah.
In better news, Hasek has signed a one year contract with the Red Wings. Yes, I know, it's August. And that means hockey season starts in...two months!
Greg would have benefited mightily from Chloe Sevigny's ministrations. For all the time, money, and effort I put into making him tasty, he could've come through a little more. I mean, he didn't get a bath in any old milk. Nope, uh-uh, no way. BK gave him Straus Organic Whole Milk, cream top. For two days. Then a nice, slow bath in homemade chicken broth with carrot and onion.
Even Kitty turned his nose up.
Hockeyman liked Greg. He says I'm being too hard on the little critter.
For $24, Greg should've been AMAZING.
Bah.
In better news, Hasek has signed a one year contract with the Red Wings. Yes, I know, it's August. And that means hockey season starts in...two months!
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